Pentru cativa oameni foarte speciali o colectie de statusuri furate de pe Status Shuffle!
Sa le folositi cu grija si pricepere!
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- You don’t like me? Really? Well cry yourself a river, build yourself a bridge and jump off it. I don’t live my life to please you.
- I’m not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking but are to afraid to say it themselves
- I may be fat but I can diet. You’re ugly and you’re stuck like that forever
- I’m incredibly optimistic sometimes… Why? Because I keep hoping you’ll grow a brain and actually start using it.
- i know its hard for you to get on my level when you’re always on your knees but give a try its nice up here
- I may be small but I am powerful. So if you don’t shut your mouth, I WILL drop-kick you in your balls and leave you crying on the floor. Get it?
- some people need to keep their mouth shut unless they want me to open mine
- Honey, i am and will always will be one step ahead of you. Keep trying though.. its funny to watch u try;)
- if you are gonna insult me, at least be creative
- Don’t start crap if you cant handle what comes back to you!
- I saw a piece of Sh*t on the ground today…Reminded me of you…
- When you choose the action, you have to accept the consequences. And if you can’t stand the heat, then you shouldn’t have lit the fire.
- People say you learn from your mistakes, so why aren’t you a genius by now?
- it’s called RESPECT… would you like a definition.. or will you absorb it if i hit you across the head with a dictionary?
- I am not a mind reader. Please adjust your communication skills accordingly.
- There are two types of people in this world. Those with common sense. And those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
- I’m alright with the way you treat me, I just hope you are gonna be alright with the way I’m about to treat you.
- Talk is cheap, but then again so are you.
- Just because I’m quiet doesn’t mean that I forgave you … it just means that I’m still planning how I’m going to torture you
- …it’s hard to feel sorry for people when they get what they deserve.
- I make no apologies for the fact that your balls aren’t big enough to handle my personality.
- Why do people think that everyone deserves a 2nd chance? You were LUCKY you got the 1st…who told you to screw it up!?!
- is not a Proctologist ~ but I know an A@@HOLE when I see one!
To be continued….
ENJOY!

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